The fall awaits. And we here at Team A.L. Taylor and Associates, PC have been raring to go, and working on behalf of our clients in Chicago to get them out of tough financial situations, especially as it relates to dealing with the IRS.

But speaking of the IRS, there has been a lot of conversation the last couple of weeks about withholding. This is because there was a new Government Accountability Office (GAO) report that showed that (gasp) millions of taxpayers are underwithholding, and that they will face a bigger tax bill come 2019.

Apparently, there was an increase of 3% of those who will owe the IRS due to not adjusting withholding per the new tax law.

Fortunately, the IRS does have a handy calculator, updated with all of the new tables, that can give you a general sense for what you should be withholding.

But, as usual, there is a side to this story that most people aren’t noticing. The actual percentage of people who are underwithholding is 21% (up from 18%). But the number of people who are OVERwithholding is 73%.

THAT is the story, in my opinion: almost three-quarters of taxpayers are loaning the government their money throughout the year, simply because they haven’t taken the time to run the numbers. Or maybe it’s because they like the feeling of getting a refund, come tax time. But as I’ve nagged said to you before, getting a refund just means that you didn’t project properly. You’re giving a multi-trillion dollar organization (the federal government) a loan from YOUR accounts, instead of having use of that money throughout the year.

If that’s fine with you, so be it.

Only 6% of the population are striking that golden mean of withholding just the right amount.

But either way, let’s not make this decision simply by default, and not planning ahead!

That’s why it’s helpful to have someone in your corner in Chicago who can help you get the numbers right.

But that’s not all that we do.

With the end of summer here, I thought, well, you should have a better idea about who would be guiding your finances and your tax strategy through the swamp of our modern world.

Yes, this is a small departure from the pocket-protecting strategies I normally post, but I felt that it was a necessary interregnum.

Oh, and my people helped me put some of these together, as did a certain California gentleman who spent some time in Texas, enforcing the law.

(Ok fine, this is sent with apologies to Chuck Norris…)

 

13 Things You Really Should Know About Ayton Taylor And Chuck Norris

“I don’t initiate violence, I retaliate.” – Chuck Norris

1) Ayton Taylor does not sleep after tax season, but only waits.

2) When the TaxMan goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for signs of Ayton Taylor. Carefully.

3) Ayton Taylor can lead a horse to water AND make it drink — and analyze a prior-year tax return at the same time.

4) Ayton Taylor counted to infinity — twice. The IRS is still counting.

5) When Ayton Taylor falls into the water, Ayton Taylor doesn’t get wet. Water gets Ayton Taylor. And all documentation is still preserved.

6) Ayton Taylor CAN believe it’s not butter. Treasury agents think that it is probably butter.

7) Ayton Taylor doesn’t read the tax code… but simply stares it down until the information submits.

8) Ayton Taylor can divide by zero. Legally.

9) If you look closely, you can see Ayton Taylor in every scene of Gladiator. Marcus Aurelius was grateful for the tax advice.

10) Ayton Taylor has never blinked over the course of life. Never. Unlike the IRS when they pick up the phone and Ayton Taylor is on the line.

11) Ayton Taylor once fixed an incorrect tax return by simply looking at it. With eyes of fire.

12) Ayton Taylor has never been “away” on vacation. Resort locations come to Ayton Taylor. Even during tax season.

13) Ayton Taylor never hides, but only seeks. And always on your behalf.

Don’t you feel better with Ayton Taylor on your side?

Like I said … a bit self-aggrandizing, but fun :). I hope you enjoyed it. Only certain parts of it are actually true. I’ll leave it to you to figure out which parts.

And all kidding aside — I want you to know how deeply we appreciate the opportunity to serve you and your family, and your business. Yes, we are here for you throughout the year … and grateful for the chance to put our very specific set of skills to work on your behalf.

To your financial and emotional peace…

Warmly,

Ayton Taylor

(773) 995-2990

A.L. Taylor and Associates, PC